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Чем программист не стихоплет?

тема из ряда как всегда, для тех кто не в теме!
В общем недавно (точнее сегодня утром) зародилась идея. А есть ли программы написанные в рифму?
Нашел и имхо здорово ппц, крута, мне понравилось*))
Все скрипты полностью работоспособны. Брал инфо из googel.com
Perl:

Код:

study, write, study,

do review (each word) if time.

close book. sleep? what's that?

Код:

sleep, close together,

sort of sin each spring & wait;

50% die

Код:

 not exp log srand xor s qq qx xor

 s x x length uc ord and print chr

 ord for qw q join use sub tied qx

 xor eval xor print qq q q xor int

 eval lc q m cos and print chr ord

 for qw y abs ne open tied hex exp

 ref y m xor scalar srand print qq

 q q xor int eval lc qq y sqrt cos

 and print chr ord for qw x printf

 each return local x y or print qq

 s s and eval q s undef or oct xor

 time xor ref print chr int ord lc

 foreach qw y hex alarm chdir kill

 exec return y s gt sin sort split



Результатом выполнения будет фраза "just another perl hacker".

Код:

#!/usr/bin/perl



APPEAL:



listen (please, please);



    open yourself, wide;

         join (you, me),

    connect (us, together),



  tell me.



    do something if distressed;



            @dawn, dance; 

            @evening, sing;

            read (books, $poems, stories) until peacful;

            study if able;



sort your feelings, reset goals, seek (friends, family, anyone);

            

             do*not*die (like this)

             if sin abounds;



keys (hidden), open (locks, doors), tell secrets;

   do not, I-beg-you, close them, yet.



                                    accept (yourself, changes),

                                    bind (grief, despair);

      require truth, goodness if-you-will, each moment;

select (always), length(of-days)



#listen (a perl poem)

#Sharon Hopkins

#rev. June 19, 1995

Код:

#ifndef IAM

#include 

int main(int life,

         char** every_byte_in_system)

{   printf("How long can be this sorrow age ?

");

    return 2;

  DREAMS:

}

#endif // but no one here listen ...



-  Warning LIFE.C 7: Function should return a value

-  Warning LIFE.C 7: Parameter 'life' is never used

-  Warning LIFE.C 7: Parameter 'every_byte_in_system' is never used

C++:

Код:

/*   Title: verse.cpp    */

/*   Version: 1.0.2.11   */

/*************************/

#include &lt; Perception.Stream &gt;

#define SPACE as_a_dream

&nbsp;

void is (char* acter, int rinsically) {

    register universally;

    long empty, road, ahead;

    unsigned and, sad;

    int ernal, gloomy, eternity;

    float when, empty;

&nbsp;

    for (me = 2; it^ernal; unborn++)

        if ( I(will) ) return;

        else continue; to_die ( alone );

    while ( time ) { isStone ();

        break; it = apart;

    }

    // smell it, following chart

    switch (on_illusion) {

        case 'of': self=confusion;

        default: everything = null;

    }

    matter = transient & lull;

    utter ( DiplayOf.theMend() );

    is ( "there", NoEnd );

}

Код:

$ gcc verse.cpp

verse.cpp: In function `void is(char *, int)':

verse.cpp:1: ANSI C++ forbids declaration `universally' with no type

verse.cpp:1: conflicting types for `float empty'

verse.cpp:1: previous declaration as `long int empty'

verse.cpp:1: `me' undeclared (first use this function)

verse.cpp:1: (Each undeclared identifier is reported only once

verse.cpp:1: for each function it appears in.)

verse.cpp:1: `it' undeclared (first use this function)

verse.cpp:1: `unborn' undeclared (first use this function)

verse.cpp:1: `will' undeclared (first use this function)

verse.cpp:1: implicit declaration of function `int I(...)'

verse.cpp:1: `alone' undeclared (first use this function)

verse.cpp:1: implicit declaration of function `int to_die(...)'

verse.cpp:1: `time' undeclared (first use this function)

verse.cpp:1: implicit declaration of function `int isStone(...)'

verse.cpp:1: `apart' undeclared (first use this function)

verse.cpp:2: parse error at end of input